falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via i-have-earned-my-right)

doctorxrose:

walk into the club like

(via lemonyfool)

skinmagsandmotoroil:

• Death is badass and likes to eat pizza
• Satan is sexy
• God’s a crappy writer 
• The King of Hell is sassy
• Angels are douchebags
• Gabriel is the worst angel and the best prankster
• The moose is also sassy
• Demon blood is crack
• Hoarding toilet paper will help you in the apocalypse 
• Jefferson Starships are horrible and hard to kill

(Source: gratuitous-sexandviolins, via liztrade)

darlinginmyfashion:

DOTH MOTHER KNOW YOU WEARETH HER DRAPES?

charmeleons:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

(via i-have-earned-my-right)

jaclcfrost:

it’s funny because the main purpose of a cell phone is to call people and that’s the one thing i basically never do with it

(via crutchie-morris)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

(via crutchie-morris)