Hi Tumblr. I missed you.
I am the Queen of Conflict.
I will never be rid of you. Any of you. You will follow me until I waste away from self loathing and heartache. It’s my deserved punishment, I feel. Such an undignified death it is.
BOOBQUAKE!!– Sary, my bestie
Didn’t sleep again last night. Fuck. Bit more holes in my tongue too. Double fuck. Something tells me today’s going to be a lot like uber suck.
And you stood at your door with your hands on my waist and you kissed me like...
Wow. Thanks for letting me know how little respect you have for me. Legit. Sisters forever, right? This is for my own good, right? Fuck you.
Dear Kay Perry, your song E.T. has been stuck in my head all day. Thanks so much. Cheers.
Oh joy. I have Dane Cook’s irregular heartbeat. XD
So tell me now. If this ain’t love, then how do we get out? ‘Cause...
As we were. So perfect, so happy…Ahead there was a curve approaching. ...– Rise Against, The Approaching Curve
Neil Gaiman is going to be on an episode of Doctor Who next week!!! Oh mah gaaaaaash!!! Sooooo excited!! :D. I luuuuurve Mr. Gaiman almost more than life itself. He’s brilliant, and one of my favorite authors. Absolutely amazing. I’m a fan. And yes, I’m going to be excited about this whether you like it or not. Not everything is about you. I’m allowed to be as...
Thanks so much for not listening to me and shutting me down. You’re great, really. It’s appreciated. Oh, by the way, you don’t know everything. I’m allowed an opinion. If you can’t accept that, I don’t have to be here. I can go home. Fuck you and the pinto that gave birth to you.
Great gracious I’m tired. Lots happened today, but I’ll tell all later. Blaugh.
Didn’t get much sleep last night. I felt restless and couldn’t lay still. Oh well. Today’s another day.
A Frightening Thought
Lord, I hope I don’t become one of those annoying people who use their Tumblr like a Twitter account. Dundunduuuuuuuuuun…
This is how boring I am. I’m trying to make myself tired by laying in bed playing Word Mole on my Blackberry. It’s making me more awake because of all the words I’m discovering I can use. Cheers. Goodnight.
Hello, Tumblr. You and I haven’t seen each other in awhile. How’ve you been? How’s the family? Alright, let’s cut the small talk. We both know why I’m here. It’s early in the morning and I’m really ace at the last-minute, jump-the-gun, early-morning-madness decisions. I probably won’t stay long, but I appreciate you taking me in like this. I...
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