when people seriously compliment me it’s like wow are you being for real like god bless you and your family and I hope all your dreams come true amen
kiyokushitaka:cocokat:godtieraradiamegido:synnesai: My favorite moment in this show DYING i thought it would stop but then it wasn’t stop and i was crying and my throat is killing me and it sounded like someone was dying richard simmons is perfect
I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things
thewhoreat221b: does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
goodson: really tired of not bein’ kissed man
fire-lady: so at which wich i said my name was korra on my order and the cashier looks at me and says “i make an exception for you, avatar” and my vanilla shake was free this is a good day
Playing Lego Batman with my sister:
Me: Oh look, it's that Posion Ivy chick or whatever.
sincerelyjustme: I love how in every Avengers fic I read, even if it takes place after the movie, Coulson is always there. Just there. Like the entire fandom plugged their ears and screamed “LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN’T HEAR YOU” when he died. And this is a good thing.
pizzaisg0d: my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
I will show the status quo. Who cares about normal? I’ll never conform. I will...– Joey Richter, Starkid (via gdunn26)